Adam has been working at First Plymouth for far longer than they should have had to endure him. His responsibilities include, grumbling through gritted teeth about the work he does, while marveling at the ease with which the rest of the staff juggles workloads and trials that he thought only existed as biblical parables.

Adam has two sons and a daughter. Despite the misfortune of their paternity, they are magically charming. Adam enjoys eating, and has begun dabbling in torpor.